What NOT to do if you want to be unbanned!

[Insulty McWhinerface]

You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Sirus Awesomeguy. The noobs are real. The bans are real. The rulings are final. This is MY courtroom. This... is Sparta.

Sirus: What you're about to see is an example of what you shouldn't do if you want to play PRPR. Take a good look, and don't copy his mistake.
PS. Go here for what you SHOULD do to get unbanned!

My key is joshking123 and i got banned like 2 years ago for mute avoiding once they muted me because i was mad about them banning my firend for going near a training dummy he did not know right when he took 1 step to it ban and i asked the gm i said why did u ban him 1 he did not know 2 why would u ban players without warnings is that why the game has only like 10 players aday
well anyways today i got on a 2nd account just to see how to game was and see if there was anything new but when i got on i got IPbanned by some guy named muffin and idk why it
so if you could unban me please i would be very thankful
ps.the 2nd key i got on that got IPBanned was Wildfire123

[Muffin]

Your first ban was hardly two years ago. It was about ten months ago. Your two years is kind of odd. When we ban people, we keep them out. Also, I'm female. And when you're warned not to whine about some friend of yours that got banned, you need to listen. You were also warned not to avoid mute. You are not getting unbanned.

[Sirus]

By the way, people, this is why nobody ever gets unbanned.

Let's have a look at the VERY SPECIFIC rules I posted about being unbanned, shall we?

http://prp-reborn.com/Forums/index.php/topic,822.0.html <-- For reference

My key is joshking123 and i got banned like 2 years ago

Rule 1. Do NOT make a forum topic about it. If you do you will be PERMANENTLY BANNED. This is SPAM, even for the Spam section! So don't.

Congrats, champ, you're already screwed, but hey, let's keep going and see how much you fail!

...for mute avoiding once they muted me because i was mad about them banning my firend for going near a training dummy...

...today i got on a 2nd account just to see how to game was and see if there was anything new but when i got on i got IPbanned

Rule 6. Firstly, If this is your second or third offense... don't bother, you've had too many chances already.

That's two for two!
Not only that, but continuing on with rule 6...

Ok so you messed up. Maybe you were having an off day or something and would like another chance. If you send a VERY polite and LITERATE PM to Nova or me, explaining that you knew what you did was wrong (remember to actually tell us what you did so we know you understand) and ask to be unbanned, we might consider giving you a second chance.

It seems people don't know what "literate" means either. It means you spell words correctly, use capital letters where appropriate, and word your sentences in a way that makes sense to the common English-speaking reader. I HATE getting PMs that say "can u unbanned me i spammed ooc and im sorry".

...he did not know right when he took 1 step to it ban and i asked the gm i said why did u ban him 1 he did not know 2 why would u ban players without warnings is that why the game has only like 10 players aday
well anyways today i got on a 2nd account just to see how to game was and see if there was anything new but when i got on i got IPbanned by some guy named muffin and idk why it

....you're a real gem, you know that? Let's see what rule 7 says!

7. "cn u unbn m ps i dnt knw wht i dd wrng" <-- Can you read that? Me neither. Don't do it. USE A SPELL CHECKER OR SOMETHING PLEASE! It doesn't have to be perfect, but so help me if there's 3 out of 4 vowels missing. IT IS NOT A GAME OF WHEEL OF FORTUNE.

Hmm, well I guess you at least managed to salvage your vowels... mostly.
Congratulations, you have achieved the level of typing competency of a three year old. Now if you advance about say, 12 years in maturity, maybe you can come back.

so if you could unban me please i would be very thankful

Nope. Go learn basic English.
We're all done here, so I guess that's...

the game

[Insulty McWhinerface]

i am sorry i cant be perfect like your nerd ass all i want to do is play a damn game and u got to ruin it D<

[Sirus]

i am sorry i cant be perfect like your nerd ass all i want to do is play a damn game and u got to ruin it D<

All everyone on PRPR wants to do is play a game, and YOU'RE the one ruining it for people. I can't imagine one person who'd be happy to have your annoying, complainy countenance dirtying up the OOC on that game. Go find a DBZ rip to troll.

...and so people, that's why you don't get unbanned when you ask for it, because you do as terrible a job as this guy, whose name will forever go down in history as Insulty McWhinerface. Don't be a McWhinerface, people. Take a second to think about what's going on, learn some maturity and treat the GMs and players with respect. When that happens, we'll look after you.

I'm Sirus Awesomeguy, and goodnight.